Daily Battles I Lose to Myself

Me vs. Elliptical Machine

6:00 AM:  ALARM SOUNDS

6:01 AM: “Wow, just enough time to get a quick workout in. Nice!”

6:03 AM: “On second thought, how about, no…”  [Rolls over.]

Me vs. Snooze Button

6:05 AM: ALARM SOUNDS

6:06 AM: “Shut up.”  [Hits snooze]

6:45 AM: “Mmm probably should get up.”

7:15 AM:  [Gets up.]

Me vs. Facebook

Bob posted: “She said yes!”

[Scrolls…]

Jim posted: “She said yes!”

Mark posted: “She said yes!”

John posted: “She said yes!”

…………………

Pretends to hate the engagement rings for the next three hours.

Me vs. Being an Adult

Starts to Google “healthcare reform”

…………………

Gets distracted by Corgi videos for the next 45 minutes.

Me vs. Dinner

“Okay, let’s see… which Pinterest creation shall I make tonight: Crock-pot Truffle Mac or Gluten-Free Spinach & Artichoke Pizza?”

…………………

Microwave beeps, pulls back film on Lean Cuisine.

Me vs. The Bars

6:00 PM: “Woo Friday!”

…………………

9:00 PM:

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